我求你, 苏菲 I’m begging you, Sofie.

English is below. A response to Sofie’s videos. For fun, but with some truth as well. No hard feelings!!

Music is freely available in Baidu’s Chinese traditional music collection.

必须忍着必须忍着
受不了
我得发泄我的心里
我听你问的一些问题
特别,非常, 超极无理
麻烦你, 求求你, 改善形式, 改变你的问题
谁想知道北京sexy?
应该问起
污染之题
工厂都去哪里?
从你的视频
大家知道了
座位的大情况
还有中国男人, 大概有南北之分
北方取胜
这可不是百姓之声
不要责怪
我是说说我的心理之声,
你继续以娱乐为生
以娱乐为生
以娱乐为生
以娱乐为生
给你说, 世上有所
重要的问题, 要拜托你,
能否接受 i don’t know,
艾呦烦死我了
关注百姓, 帮助百姓, 性感为次, 明白吧
婚姻问题不要紧, 你也知道生活多困境 — 是否认为应有所反映

English:

Deep breath, deep breath–
I can’t take it.
I need to tell you what’s on my mind
I’ve heard the questions you ask people
They’re very, terribly, unbelievably mind numbing
May I ask you, I’m begging you, please improve the style, please change the questions
Who wants to know if Beijing is sexy or not?
You should ask
Pollution-related questions
Where did the factories go?
From your videos
We all know
How to use a bus in Beijing
And that there’s a difference between Northern and Southern Chinese men.
Notherners win! Northerns win!
This isn’t the people’s voice
Don’t get angry at me,
I’m just speaking my mind
Go on and continue entertaining if you like
Entertaining
Entertaining
Entertaining
Let me tell you, the world has
Some big problems, I’m hoping to entrust this to you
Whether you will accept it, I don’t know
God Damnit~
Think about the people, help the people, sexy’s second, understand?
Weddings aren’t a big issue, you know life’s full of troubles — shouldn’t your work reflect that?

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Beijing Polar Bear – 北京冬泳

Austin (梁豪) swims in the freezing waters of Beijing under the watchful eye of the Master Polar Bear (老张).

“I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change” – in Chinese!

First off-Broadway musical in Chinese…find out why relationship problems are universal! A Broadway Asia Entertainment / Shanghai Dramatic Arts Centre production, in NYC thru 6/3/07.